ALF1986

Willie Tanner:
ALF why are you answering the phone?

'ALF':
I live here.

Willie Tanner:
I called to speak to Mrs Ochmonek

'ALF':
Hold on, I'll get her.

Willie Tanner:
I'll call back.

'ALF':
Your dime.

[ The phone rings again, as Mrs Ochmonek approaches the phone, it steps]

Willie Tanner:
Why do you keep answering the phone?

'ALF':
You keep calling

Willie Tanner:
Where's Mrs Ochmonek?

'ALF':
I don't know, the last time I saw her, she was stealing my pizza oh and don't worry about the cat.

Willie Tanner:
Why? What happened to lucky?

Willie Tanner:
I might've stepped on him when I opened the fridge door.

Willie Tanner:
You were in the kitchen?

'ALF':
I had to break in through the back door after I fell out the window.

Willie Tanner:
Where are you, what are you doing?

'ALF':
I'm in the bedroom wearing a blue dress.

Willie Tanner:
Don't go anywhere

'ALF':
Where would I go? I'm not wearing the right shoes

Willie Tanner:
[ Hangs up] I should've locked him in the garage! [ To a fellow social worker] Kids