Mystery Science Theater 3000: Shorts

     

Mystery Science Theater 3000: Shorts1998

Genre: Comedy
It's business as usual for Mystery Science Theater 3000 in this sixth volume of episodes taken from the archives of the long-running television show, which is nothing but good news for MST3K's many adherents--and with four discs and six hours of con… more »


Mike Nelson:
Then I thrust the nail into the soft, yielding wood.

Crow T. Robot:
I put them in my underwear... oh oh.

Tom Servo:
I like to sneak in a lay on the table saw.

Mike Nelson:
The piercing scream of a freshman.

Tom Servo:
Tap, tap tap, I keep Popular Mechanics under my matress! Ha ha ha!

Crow T. Robot:
Building a chafe with no pants... oh oh.

Mike Nelson:
Let it go man! Shop class was a long time ago, it's OVER!

Tom Servo:
These tools are my friends!

Crow T. Robot:
What about GIRLS, young man, GIRLS?

Tom Servo:
Nope; chisels.

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