Absolutely Fabulous1992

Eddie:
Sweetie, make mama a cup of coffee. You're so clever and you know where everything is, darling, don't you? I think it's marvelous the way that you know where things are, darling. I think you're marvelous.

Saffie:
Flattery won't turn me into your servant. The coffee is on the table in front of you. Pick up a spoon, put coffee in cup, pour on boiling water...

Eddie:
...Yes, yes, and scald hands and get third-degree burns, screaming in agony. Do you really want THAT on your conscience this morning, darling?

Saffie:
All right...

Eddie:
Thank you, sweetheart. No, not instant, darling. Not instant. Grind some beans, for God's sake. Instant coffee: is just old beans that have been cremated. I don't want THEM. I want them entire, with life force today. Could you not pull that face while you grind? I don't really want to drink a cup full of your anger... Anyway, I shouldn't be drinking coffee, I shouldn't be bloody drinking coffee! I don't want any coffee, darling! Throw all that coffee away! I don't want any bloody coffee! I just wanted some fennel twig tea, or something, I don't know.