Absolutely Fabulous1992

Eddie:
Stop looking at me like that, sweetie! What do I have to do to convince you I've given up drinking? Hmm? I had one bloody drink, sweetie! Are you accusing me of something?

Saffie:
Have you looked in the mirror this morning? Your eye bags are ruched.

Eddie:
What are you eating, there? What are you eating?

Saffie:
Toast.

Eddie:
What is that on that toast?

Saffie:
It's honey, Mother.

Eddie:
Honey, darling? That's not honey, that's my bloody royal jelly moisturizer, sweetie. Good God, you're eating three hundred pounds worth of royal jelly, darling. It's been hand-squished out of a bee's backside. And not any old bloody bee, but the bloody Gucci of bees, darling. This is the stuff, sweetie, that Jackie Stallone would kill for this, darling. [scrapes it off the toast] That's better. Make me a cup of coffee, darling.

Saffie:
You know where it is, make it yourself.

Eddie:
I don't know where it bloody is, do I?

Saffie:
Please don't swear.