Absolutely Fabulous1992

Eddie:
I forgot to ring Chukhani. He was going to channel a color for me today. [dials a number on the phone] Chukhani, it's Edina. Green. Thank you, darling. [Saffron laughs to herself] Don't look at me like that. There's more to it, you know.

Saffie:
Of course, there is. The bill.

Eddie:
Sweetie, sweetie. He doesn't just choose the color... Listen, because you might learn something, now. He doesn't just choose the color himself, darling. It is related to who I was in a previous existence.

Saffie:
And who was it you were in a previous life, then? I suppose you were the Elizabeth Taylor of the Ming dynasty?

Eddie:
Well, close, yes.

Saffie:
So how come you've ended up just a mad, fat, old cow?

Eddie:
Will you stop saying the word "fat"? Stop it, now! Stop it! I know you're only saying it to annoy me. Aren't you, darling?

Saffie:
No, I'm saying it because it's true.

Eddie:
Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God!

Saffie:
What happened then?