Absolutely Fabulous1992

Eddie:
Oh, God. Why am I so fat?

Saffie:
You're not SO fat.

Eddie:
I am! Why?

Saffie:
Well, for start, you eat too much, you drink too much and you take no excercise.

Eddie:
Darling, darling, please. It's far more likely to be an allergy to something, you know... You know, sort of a build-up of toxins, or something, or hormone imbalance, isn't it? Hmm? And also, sweetie, did you know I've got a very heavy aura? Did you know that? That's why animals love me, darling.

Saffie:
They just see you as something to hibernate in.