Absolutely Fabulous1992

[still on the subject of Eddy's fatness]

Saffie:
I mean, you're not ill. You don't have a disease...

Eddie:
As far as I know.

Saffie:
You're not menopausal?

Eddie:
No, still very much menstrual, thank you, sweetie!

Saffie:
You've been tested for everything under the sun, so you're not allergic to anything...

Eddie:
Wrong. Jelly fish!

Saffie:
There's more of your blood sitting in test-tubes around the world then is currently circulating in your veins. I mean, you've tried every fad-drug, every fad-diet that's ever existed. I mean, more money is being poured into your quest for "Twigginess" than goes in aid of most Third Word nations and somehow, Mum, somehow, you're still two stone overweight.

Eddie:
One stone, actually!

Saffie:
Mum!

Eddie:
Well, darling, I mean, you know, for my height.

Saffie:
How tall?

Eddie:
Six foot.