Absolutely Fabulous1992

Eddie:
[on the phone] Can I speak to Doctor Jackson, please. It's Edina.

Saffie:
Mum!

Eddie:
[to Saffron] Shh, sweetie. [into the phone] Philip, darling! It's Eddy. Look, can I have a few more of those pills I had last time? I want to lose a stone... Two weeks... Hmm, but it must be years since I had them last, isn't it?... Hmm, but they were just palpitations, for God's sake! Hmm? Are you telling me I can't have them?... What is the point of having a private doctor if he won't do what you want? Listen!... Please?... I want them to kill me!... Pilip? [to Saffron] Can you believe he's not going to give them to me, darling!

Saffie:
Good. You can't just take huge quantities of speed to lose weight.

Eddie:
You can, darling. He treats royalty, believe me. Anyway, who wouldn't suffer a minor coronary for that degree of weight loss, I ask you?