Absolutely Fabulous1992

Eddie:
Am I on the wrong side of the road, or the wrong side of the road? I can't go on until I'm sure.

Patsy:
Keep driving, Eddy. You haven't hit anything yet.

Eddie:
This is here. I should be on the right-hand side of the road.

Patsy:
Look, do you want me to drive?

Eddie:
Oh, so speaks the woman whose head has been lolling around like a bladder on a stick for the best part of the journey. Read the maps, get the maps. [Patsy hands Edina a map] This is Spain. Read the instructions.

Patsy:
"Leave airport, turn right..." Blah, blah, blah.

Eddie:
Right. Now, get in, Pats. I shouldn't have gone left, should I? I mean... We're going back to that bloody airport, Pats, or we'll never find it. Oh, God! I hate France, I hate it!