Absolutely Fabulous1992

Eddie:
[reading newspaper headlines about Patsy] Look at this! "Four Letter Patsy In M.P. Sex Row!".

Patsy:
"Orgy Of Alcohol And Sex Near M.P.'s House!".

Eddie:
Ridiculous! Those bastard scum filth parasites of the press, darling.

Saffie:
Well, make up your mind. One minute they're scum, and the next you're giving them lunch and pouring booze down their throats in the great name of P.R.!

Eddie:
Booze? Booze, sweetie? Booze, darling? Is that what they call it down the Uni bar? Booze, sweetie? Is it? Will you be popping in there, darling, after a hard day's lecture for some half a pint of shandy-booze? Some pork scracklings? Oh, God. Where was I? [picks up another paper] "Illicit Passion For M.P.'s Posh Clothes Mag Gal Pal!". Oh, God. "Shocked Wife Of M.P. Keeps Silent!".

Eddie, Patsy:
B*tch!

Patsy:
B*tch!

Patsy:
[picks up another paper] "Queen Furious". That's not you.