Absolutely Fabulous1992

[first lines]

Edina:
Oh, God! Oh, sweetie! [burglar alarm starts wailing] Oh, God! Saff! Darling! [Saffron turns off the alarm]

Saffron:
[explaining how to turn it off] Zero, zero, zero, enter.

Edina:
Stupid little thing...

Saffron:
I made it the simplest number possible, so that even a fool could remember it, but I overestimated you again.

Edina:
Well, what's the point of it, if it's just going to make a bloody racket all the time?

Saffron:
It's supposed to.

Edina:
I wouldn't care if someone came and took all the furniture, darling. I can get it back on the insurance. I can't get a perforated eardrum back from insurance, can I, sweetie?

Saffron:
Look, I've got to go and call the central station and let them know my mother has the memory span of a fruit fly. And then I need to speak to you.

Edina:
Oh, darling! Yes, speak to me, sweetie. I'm shaking in my boots, darling.