Absolutely Fabulous1992

[first lines]

Eddie:
Sweetie! Oh, darling! Oh, God, sweetie! What a day! What a day I've had, sweetie, darling, darling, darling! I have been at work since I left here this morning!

Saffron:
Do you want some lunch?

Eddie:
No, I had lunch in the studio. Studio, sweetie, studio. Studio, darling. Action, lights, camera.

Saffron:
What have you been doing?

Eddie:
Pop -Specs ad.

Saffron:
What?

Eddie:
You know I represent Pop-Specs darling? We're doing a new ad. We're up marketing the image.

Saffron:
What are Pop-Specs?

Eddie:
What are Pop-Specs! Are you dead? Are you dead? These are them! These are them! Look, darling. These are Pop-Specs! They are great. Look. Do you see that one? Here's another one, darling. Schizophrenia! They're fantastic!

Saffron:
How can you up market those?

Eddie:
Well Patsy's agreed to put them in a photo shoot in her magazine. And there s a new ad darling. New ad, sweetie, which is mainly my idea. My original idea. It's very clever. God! It better bloody work otherwise my company is gonna be left with one minor department store, two student designers, Smudgibars and Lulu paying for your upkeep, darling. And Lulu is like that, sweetie. You could show a little enthusiasm, you know.