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According to Jim is an American sitcom television series starring Jim Belushi in the title role as a suburban father of three children (five children starting with the season-seven finale). It originally ran on ABC from October 3, 2001 to June 2, 20… more »


Andy:
Hey Jim, Did you know there are almost 800,000 people living in Djibouti?

Jim:
Hey look at this, You know what Djibouti's leading export is?... Natural Gas.

Jim:
Alright, Alright, Alright, We know this is tough, we are just trying to lighten it up a little bit.

Dana:
Well don't, It's not funny. My husband's stuck in Djibouti and he can't get out.

[Jim and Andy crack up]

Dana:
Stop it. There is a civil war going on, Djibouti could be split right down the middle.

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