Agent Carter2015

Radio Announcer:
We now return to the Captain America adventure programme, as our hero's defenseless sweetheart finds herself in the clutches of evil.

Nazi (Radio Actor):
American women are so weak! You are coming with us!

Betty Carver:
If only Captain America were here to rescue me! [Peggy Carter, who has been approaching Sheldon McFee from behind, steps on a floorboard, which creaks. Sheldon McFee turns around slowly]

Captain America:
Miss Carver isn't going anywhere with you, Nazi scum.

Nazi (Radio Actor):
Seize him!

Captain America:
Unhand her! [as he speaks, Peggy Carter engages Sheldon McFee in a fight just as Captain America takes on the Nazis in the radio programme. The real fight involves sounds that are uncannily like the ones on the radio]

Betty Carver:
Hit 'em again, Cap! [Sheldon McFee has Peggy Carter in a chokehold, but she breaks out of his grasp by hitting him on the head with a glass cup just as the radio programme imitates the sound of breaking glass]

Captain America:
Had enough yet? [Peggy Carter continues hitting Sheldon McFee as the radio programme imitates the sounds of the fight by breaking lobsters apart. The fight ends when Peggy manages to flip McFee onto a table, which breaks, and this is paralleled by a box being rattled on the programme] Are you all right, Miss Carver?

Peggy Carter:
[to an unconscious Sheldon McFee] Is that all you've got? Hello? Mr McFee?

Betty Carver:
[breathily] Captain America, what would I ever do without you!

Peggy Carter:
[rolls her eyes in exasperation] Why does this keep happening?