Agent Carter2015

Peggy Carter:
[Cuffed to the table in the interrogation room] Mr. Jarvis, how would you feel if we smashed that mirror with this table?

Edwin Jarvis:
I would feel splendid about it.

Peggy Carter:
All right. we pick it up, and then on the count of three...

Edwin Jarvis:
Battering ram. Ready?

Peggy Carter, Edwin Jarvis:
[They lift] 1... 2...

Edwin Jarvis:
Wait! What if there are people behind this mirror that we're breaking?

Peggy Carter:
Then they may get hurt. There'll be a spray of glass.

Edwin Jarvis:
I see.

Peggy Carter, Edwin Jarvis:
[They lift again] 1... 2.

Edwin Jarvis:
Wait! What if these hypothetical people behind the mirror have guns?

Peggy Carter:
Then we may get hurt. There will be a spray of bullets.

Edwin Jarvis:
I see.

Peggy Carter, Edwin Jarvis:
1... 2... 3 [They break the glass]

Edwin Jarvis:
No people. Everybody wins.

Peggy Carter:
I've just thought of something.

Edwin Jarvis:
We're still attached to a table.

Peggy Carter:
We are still attached to a table.