Alfred Hitchcock Presents1955

[afterword]

Alfred Hitchcock:
And so another American primitive was born. Thinking our audience might be interested in obtaining a memento of tonight's story, we asked, uh, Grandma Cheney to whip up a few thousand more vases. And we're prepared to make an amazing offer on a strictly first-come-first-serve basis. Listen closely. This will not be repeated. If you wish one of these lovely vases, just send us your name and address together with $45,000 in cash. Please do not send stamps or coins. And now our sponsor wishes to tell you of an equally amazing opportunity for your benefit. After which I'll be back. [after commercial] My, they did go fast, didn't they? Next week, we shall return... [accidentally knocks over the one vase that's left] Please don't be alarmed. [he picks up the vase, which is unharmed] Next week we shall return with another story. Good night.