Alias2001

Marshall Flinkman:
[Weiss is attempting to speak Russian with Minister Karkov on the phone. Karkov just told him that his Russian is terrible. Marshall gets upset and talks at the phone, whispering] Whatever, I wrote this program in five minutes, you perv!

Eric Weiss:
Okay, I'm going to make this real simple for you. We need your Milsat access codes. You either give it to us now or every major news organization will get the tuba photos by morning.

Minister Karkov:
A; I don't know what you're talking about. B; I'm running a trace on this call.

Eric Weiss:
Great, you know what; I look forward to meeting you. Hey, while I've got you on the line, let me ask you, what's the significance of the green balloons? [There is a long pause, Weiss and Marshall look hopeful]

Minister Karkov:
Alpha, 572811, Mike. Now let me be clear, if those photos ever...

Eric Weiss:
Oh sure thing Minister, or should I call you a Cowboy? [Cowboy is said with a Russian accent]