Alias2001

Eric Weiss:
Vaughn will back me up. This is a true story, I swear. Sophmore year, college. Her name was April First.

Michael Vaughn:
Birth name, by the way.

Eric Weiss:
Right. And for a month I was obsessed. I though this women had to have my children, okay? The problem was that she only dated guitar players. Literally.

Lauren Reed:
A girl should have her standards.

Michael Vaughn:
Since she worked at a coffeehouse, Eric decided to impress her on open-mike night.

Sydney Bristow:
You play the guitar?

Eric Weiss:
No, no not even a little. But I thought that, you know, if I got up on that stage and the spotlight was in my face, that maybe God would imbue my hands with the power of Stevie Ray Vaughn.

Lauren Reed:
So what happened?

Eric Weiss:
Oh, disaster. Just embarrassment. I didn't play two notes that went together.

Lauren Reed:
And what about April First?

Eric Weiss:
Oh, we made out in my Gremlin.