All My Children1970

[Kendall has given Zach a plane ticket to Haiti, where they can get divorced quickly]

Zachery Slater:
You know what? This date's not going to work for me.

Kendall Hart Lang Slater:
Make it work.

Zachery Slater:
Love to, but I can't.

Kendall Hart Lang Slater:
Well, what? Is there something going on at the casino? I mean, I can handle it.

Zachery Slater:
No, I took the afternoon off.

Kendall Hart Lang Slater:
What's so important that you can't reschedule it?

Zachery Slater:
I'm rearranging my sock drawer.

Kendall Hart Lang Slater:
Yeah.

Zachery Slater:
No, it's serious business. I mean, I've got the gym socks touching the dress socks. It's a real mess. Anyway, we've got to reschedule this divorce thing.