All in the Family1971

Michael 'Meathead' Stivic:
Now, we're going to get to the bottom of this. We're not going to sleep. You tell me WHY you got into a fight with your mother.

Gloria Stivic:
Because I love her.

Michael 'Meathead' Stivic:
What?

Gloria Stivic:
I felt I had to tell her the truth about herself.

Michael 'Meathead' Stivic:
Oh, and because of that, now she's not speaking to you?

Gloria Stivic:
[mockingly] Yeeeessss.

Michael 'Meathead' Stivic:
[rolls his eyes] Oh, COME ON, Gloria. What are you trying to tell me? I know your mother; I've been living with her for over two years. She's a marvelous woman.

Michael 'Meathead' Stivic, Gloria Stivic:
[angrily] Are you saying I'm NOT?

Michael 'Meathead' Stivic:
No! No! I'm not saying that. But, uhhhh...

Gloria Stivic:
[mocks him] "But-uhhhh"... what?

Michael 'Meathead' Stivic:
But... uhhhh...

Gloria Stivic:
"But-uhhhh"-what... but... what... BUT... WHAT?

Michael 'Meathead' Stivic:
BUT you're not like your mother!

Gloria Stivic:
Well, thank God for THAT!

Michael 'Meathead' Stivic:
You're like your father.

Gloria Stivic:
[shouts] WHAAAAAAAAAAT?