All in the Family1971

Michael 'Meathead' Stivic:
Why do you always have to talk stupid?

Archie Bunker:
To make you understand!

Michael 'Meathead' Stivic:
Funny.

Archie Bunker:
Let me ask you this, how come you're never on my side even when a guy holds me up?

Edith Bunker:
Archie, if they catch that boy, will you have to take off work and go to court for his trial?

Archie Bunker:
Certainly I will, sure I will. I'll lose a day's pay but it's worth it to see that piece of filth thrown into the jug!

Michael 'Meathead' Stivic:
Hey, hey, wait a second Arch. You're talking about a human being.

Archie Bunker:
I'm talking about a creep!

Michael 'Meathead' Stivic:
All right, I agree, he should be punished for what he did. But you don't go around calling people pieces of filth.

Archie Bunker:
How about "piece of creep"?

Michael 'Meathead' Stivic:
There you go talking stupid again.

Archie Bunker:
There you go understanding me again!