American Dad!2005
American Dad! is an American adult animated sitcom created by Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker and Matt Weitzman for the Fox Broadcasting Company. American Dad! is the first television series to have its inception on Animation Domination. The series pre… more »
Stan Smith:
[drunk] Francine, you need to come home right now. Greg was mean to me!
Tank Bates:
What're you talking about, queer? She's Terry's girlfriend.
Stan Smith:
No, she's not. She's my wife! Greg is Terry's boyfriend!
Tank Bates:
...What?
Stan Smith:
Terry and Greg are in love! Your son is gay!
[Terry faints in an overly-cliched manner. His father, confused, catches him]
Stan Smith:
See? That's not how a straight guy faints. This is how a straight guy faints! [collapses forward and lands flat on his face]
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