American Dad!2005

[Francine is preparing to kill George Clooney with an axe]

Stanley Smith:
Wait! I've gone along with you on this whole thing no questions asked, but now I've gotta know. What the hell Francine? What is this really about? I mean I hate Susan Serandon but you don't see me cutting off my hand. I just... cut my hair different for a while.

Francine Smith:
What is this about? Just look at that **** with cucumbers on his eyes. Not a care in the world. No making school lunches, no grocery shopping, no cleaning the house, no one depending on him all the time!

Stanley Smith:
Oh God! This isn't about some unfulfilled dream. You're having a midlife crisis and you're taking it out on a future senator from California!

Francine Smith:
[stunned] Midlife crisis... wait, future senator? [irate] Oh I will ******* chop his head in two!

Stanley Smith:
Francine, don't you see. Sure, Clooney has no cares, no-one that depends on him, but... he HAS no one that DEPENDS on him! But you; you have a family. A son, a daughter...

Francine Smith:
...and a husband, who took a sabbatical from work, moved to Prague, and hired mercenaries to help his wife seduce another man! You probably would have let me sleep with him.

Stanley Smith:
Of course! I assumed you did!

[both laugh hysterically]

Francine Smith:
I'm the luckiest girl in the world.

[both turn and stare at Clooney]

Francine Smith:
You know, I actually feel sorry for him. He'll never know this kind of happiness. Let's go home.