American Dad!

American Dad!2005

American Dad! is an American adult animated sitcom created by Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker and Matt Weitzman for the Fox Broadcasting Company. American Dad! is the first television series to have its inception on Animation Domination. The series pre… more »



[Stan has gone to God to get a second chance]

God:
I'll just cut to the chase, I'm not going to help you.

Stan Smith:
What? Then just help my family. You can't let them die.

God:
Look, everything happens for a reason.

Stan Smith:
What reason could there be?

God:
Stan, I'm gonna level with you. If your family is allowed to live, Stanford's tennis team will go 0 and 8 in conference play.

Stan Smith:
What?

God:
[laughs] I'm just messing with you, the point is mysterious ways, have a little faith, I'm in the details. Now c'mon, you can be triceratops. I know he's your favorite.

[Stan draws a "Heaven Gun", which can kill anything]

Stan Smith:
We're out of time. Now, send me back so I can save my family!

God:
Not gonna happen.

Stan Smith:
You have to!

God:
Okay, so you know better than me, is that it? You're all-knowing?

Stan Smith:
No. Yes. I don't know.

God:
Exactly! You don't know, so stop trying to control everything.

Stan Smith:
I don't do that!

God:
Stan, you're holding a gun to God's head. I mean, I can't even think of a metaphor that's better than this. And I'm a published poet. Now, come on. Put it down.

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