Andy Richter Controls the Universe2002
Byron Togler:
That's Tracy, the minister's daughter. She's super nice.
Andy Richter:
Now I see why you've joined this religion. It's the same reason I campaigned for Dukakis.
Byron Togler:
Andy, you are cynical. I believe in Zumanism. Tracy is just coming over to help me study for my Zuminian. That's, that's the rite of passage where i will officially become a man.
Keith Richards:
Maybe you can become a man with Tracy. Or at least become a very sweaty boy.
Byron Togler:
I am so into her. But, unfortunately, it is against my religion to have sex for 3 months before my Zuminian.
Andy Richter:
Well, can't you get credit for the other 29 sexless years of your life?
Byron Togler:
[sarcastically] Ha, ha, ha.
[seriously]
Byron Togler:
No. I asked.
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