Andy Richter Controls the Universe

Andy Richter Controls the Universe2002

Andy Richter Controls the Universe is a sitcom which aired from 2002–2003 on the Fox network. The series was Andy Richter's first starring role after leaving NBC's Late Night with Conan O'Brien in 2000. It ran for two seasons, totaling nineteen epis… more »



Byron Togler:
That's Tracy, the minister's daughter. She's super nice.

Andy Richter:
Now I see why you've joined this religion. It's the same reason I campaigned for Dukakis.

Byron Togler:
Andy, you are cynical. I believe in Zumanism. Tracy is just coming over to help me study for my Zuminian. That's, that's the rite of passage where i will officially become a man.

Keith Richards:
Maybe you can become a man with Tracy. Or at least become a very sweaty boy.

Byron Togler:
I am so into her. But, unfortunately, it is against my religion to have sex for 3 months before my Zuminian.

Andy Richter:
Well, can't you get credit for the other 29 sexless years of your life?

Byron Togler:
[sarcastically] Ha, ha, ha.

[seriously]

Byron Togler:
No. I asked.

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