Andy Richter Controls the Universe2002

Jessica Green:
All of these resumes are impressive.

Andy Richter:
You know, eh, Ted has five years experience and he's been black his whole live, which has not been easy in such a racist society.

Wendy McKay:
My candidate's a woman from Saudi Arabia. She watched as her mother was stoned to death for driving a car. A bumper car.

Byron Togler:
You know, I know that we're trying to do a good thing, but I think that it's terrible putting people in racial catagories like this.

Andy Richter:
Let me guess, your guy is white?

Byron Togler:
No. My blind guy is white.

Keith Richards:
I found a one armed, gay, native American little person.

Wendy McKay:
Are you kidding me?

Keith Richards:
Unfortunately he wasn't a technical writer. He just wanted to meet another one armed, gay, native American little person. Anybody knows anybody?