Angels in America2003

Harper Pitt:
What are you doing in my hallucination?

Prior Walter:
I'm not in your hallucination, you're in my dream.

Harper Pitt:
You're wearing makeup.

Prior Walter:
So are you.

Harper Pitt:
But you're a man.

Prior Walter:
[looks into mirror and screams] My hands and feet give it away.

Harper Pitt:
There must be some mistake here. I don't recognize you. Are you my... - some sort of imaginary friend?

Prior Walter:
No. Aren't you too old to have imaginary friends?

Harper Pitt:
I have emotional problems. I took too many pills. Why are you wearing makeup?

Prior Walter:
I was in the process of applying the face, trying to make myself feel better. I swiped the new fall colours at the Clinique counter at Macy's.

Harper Pitt:
You stole these?

Prior Walter:
I was out of cash. It was an emotional emergency.

Harper Pitt:
Joe will be so angry. I promised him no more pills.

Prior Walter:
These pills you keep alluding to...

Harper Pitt:
Valium, I take Valium. Lots of Valium.

Prior Walter:
And you're dancing as fast as you can.

Harper Pitt:
I'm not addicted. I don't believe in addiction and I... I never drink and I never take drugs.

Prior Walter:
Well, smell you, Nancy Drew.

Harper Pitt:
Except for Valium.

Prior Walter:
Except Valium in wee fistfuls.

Harper Pitt:
It's terrible. Mormons are not supposed to be addicted to anything. I'm a Mormon.

Prior Walter:
I'm a homosexual.

Harper Pitt:
Oh. In my church, we don't believe in homosexuals.

Prior Walter:
In my church, we don't believe in Mormons.