Animaniacs1993

Tom Dover, Dick Dover, Larry Dover:
[singing] Daniel Boone was a big dang bird. Yes, a really big bird. But he didn't know that his disguise was pretty absurd.

Daniel Boone:
QUIET! You dadgum idiots. This is a dang good disguise. Heh heh heh, that old squirrel will think I'm just a big woodpecker. I'll peck down this tree right in front of her.

Slappy Squirrel:
Ah, there's no rest for the elderly. Hey! Are you Daniel Boone?

Daniel Boone:
Shoot, no. I'm a big woodpecker.

Slappy Squirrel:
Get out of here with that woodpecker thing, there. You're Boone!

Daniel Boone:
No, I ain't. My daddy was a big woodpecker and his daddy before him. Can't you see I'm-a peckin' at your tree for bugs and such?

Slappy Squirrel:
I guess you really are a big woodpecker.

Daniel Boone:
Dang straight.

Slappy Squirrel:
Then here, I made you some woodpecker lunch. [reveals a plate full of rotting dead insects]

Daniel Boone:
That's... right neighborly of you, ma'am.

Slappy Squirrel:
Yeah, there's nothin' like dead bugs mixed with manure and served with a big piece of rotten bark, eh woody? [Daniel runs off gagging]

Tom Dover, Dick Dover, Larry Dover:
[singing] Daniel Boone was a great big guy. Yes, a big sick guy. He lost his lunch all over the trees and sky.

Slappy Squirrel:
That's nice singin'. They remind me of "Up With People".