Antonella1991

Nicholas:
What are you doing next Friday?

Antonella:
Friday... nothing, I guess I have a free evening.

Nicholas:
No, no... it can't be on the evening because the registration of inhabitants is closed. It has to be noon.

Antonella:
Excuse me, what does the registration of inhabitants have to do with it?

Nicholas:
What do you mean what does it have to do? Didn't I tell you? we're getting married.

Antonella:
What do you mean married?

Nicholas:
Yes, we're getting married at noon, so we can sleep together on that night. Isn't it a good idea?

Antonella:
It's a great idea! It's just that I need a little more time for the dowry.

Nicholas:
Fine, how much time?

Antonella:
Thirty or fourty years... Clown!