Aqua Teen Hunger Force2000

Meatwad:
[In front of a closet that has a sign that says "WARNING! DO NOT ENTER!] Carl, in here, no one won't ever think to look in here. [Opens the door to reveal a pink intestinal-like surface with a gaping black hole] No one won't ever want to get near here.

Carl:
You, uh, you sure about this?

Meatwad:
Aww, just do it. [Master Shake pushes Carl in and closes the door. A second later, the door opens up again, and Carl comes flying out of the closet screaming]

Meatwad:
Whoops, my bad.

Frylock:
[angrily closing the door] I told y'all: this closet is not to be opened, it is a horrible horrible place in there!

Meatwad:
Well there's a knob there.

Frylock:
Why do you think I put the sign there? You think I was being cute?

Meatwad:
I don't know.