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Master Shake:
[trying to sell the house] Hey, how ya doin, hey! So you saw the sign! I guess you wanna take a look at the house, I mean, we have a couple other people coming later today, it's really a lucky thing you stopped by!

Insane Homeless Man:
[gesturing and mumbling insanely the whole time Shake was talking] OK, see you in the trees. Uh, I'll take care of them. I'm a tree. I'm a tree wizard.

Master Shake:
Hey, that is grreat! Come on in, I got a tray of muffins ...

Master Shake:
[the guy holds up box] ONE, TAKE ONE!

Insane Homeless Man:
Tree wizard needs $6.48.

Master Shake:
And as you can see, it's fully furnished. 2/0, no bathroom, and that is by design. We don't want people to mess things up with their waste, you know what I'm saying?

[guy points meaninglessly]

Master Shake:
Right, of course you do, you know what I'm saying. And as you can see, the phone is highly cordless.

Insane Homeless Man:
Alablama. Alabama. Alabama. Alabummla.

Master Shake:
Yes, absolutely, we are conveniently located adjacent to Alabama. What else?