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Brenden:
It's like this. Have you ever read Joseph Campbell's Hero With a Thousand Faces?

Stairs:
In college, so... mmm [shrugs] .

Brenden:
Well, you see, uh, Campbell pieced together what ancient humans have known for thousands of years. You see, life's got a pattern. See, uh, boy or girl is comfortable with own life, boy or girl is...

Stairs:
Just stick with boy.

Brenden:
Gotcha. Uh, boy has to leave own life, boy doesn't want to leave own life, ahhh, boy meets a wise man or woman...

Stairs:
Yeah, yeah, I get it: adventure, despair, self-actualization... Star Wars 101.

Brenden:
Exactly.