Arrested Development2003

Narrator:
In an effort to "hip" up his act, Gob had briefly introduced a puppet.

[Gob is acting as a black puppet named Franklin in front of the family]

Gob:
[as Franklin] Can I tell you something, my man?

Gob:
[as himself] Sure, Franklin.

Gob:
[as Franklin] You are one cool [bleep] . Speaking of mothers, let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar.

[the puppet 'kisses' Lucille]

George Sr.:
Get off my wife, you bastard.

[strangles Franklin]

Gob:
[as Franklin] What's the matter with you?

Gob:
[in the present] Franklin said some things Whitey wasn't ready to hear.

Michael:
Gob, weren't you also mercilessly beaten outside of a club in Torrance for that act?

Gob:
He also said some things that African-American-y wasn't ready to hear either.