Arrested Development2003

George Michael Bluth:
[George Michael is in love with his ethics teacher] I don't want to let down Miss Baerly. She's nice, you know?

Lindsay Funke:
She's interesting... and pretty?

George Michael Bluth:
Well, I don't know why I'm telling you this. I guess there's just some things you can't always say to your dad.

Lindsay Funke:
Ah. sounds like you'd like her to be more than just your teacher.

Narrator:
Lindsay believed that George Michael wanted to fix up his father so he could fill the role of his mother.

Lindsay Funke:
There's nothing wrong with that. Although... I must say I'm a little hurt that you haven't considered me.

George Michael Bluth:
You're my aunt.

Lindsay Funke:
That doesn't matter. Aunts can fill that role. Teachers can fill that role. And, someday, you're going to find the right woman to fill that role. But until then... I'll be right across the hall.

Narrator:
Lindsay had never been more proud of anything she had said in her entire life.

George Michael Bluth:
Yikes.