Arrested Development2003

Tobias F?nke:
Good news, everyone. I bought the Queen Mary.

Gob:
Really? I was just thinking of getting a yacht.

Tobias F?nke:
Well, I was dancing with the owner and he was looking to sell... Also, he really, really did look like a woman... But can you believe it? The only reason he's selling it is because, supposedly, it's in a bad neighborhood?

Lindsay Funke:
You idiot. I was going to use the stock money to get us into the country club.

Michael Bluth:
What?

Lindsay Funke:
...It's in such a nice neighborhood.

Michael Bluth:
I don't believe this. Didn't any of you read that memo?

Narrator:
None of them had read past the word "unfrozen."