Arrested Development2003

Tobias F?nke:
And I recognize you from somewhere, but it's not from the Fantastic Four. It's from somewhere else.

Debrie Bardeaux:
I've done some things I'm not proud of.

Tobias F?nke:
Episodics? Been there.

Narrator:
It wasn't episodic.

[flashback to a bedroom film set with a visible boom mike and actors reading off cue cards]

Narrator:
She had been in a series of softcore porn movies about women leading straight men into gay sex called "Straightbait".

Debrie Bardeaux:
This is my brother. He's gay. If you want to have sex with me, then you've got to have sex with him first.

'Gay' Straightbait Actor:
And if you don't want to have sex with her, you must be gay.

'Straight' Straightbait Actor:
[interrupts] I'll show you I'm not gay I am.

[all three begin to undress]

Narrator:
She did six of these movies,

[they get onto the bed in a triangle arrangement, which eventually causes it to break]

Narrator:
and after lunch, did three more.