Arrested Development2003

Narrator:
On the next Arrested Development, Lindsay finds herself strangely compelled to be with Tobias...

Lindsay Funke:
Oh my god, I'm sorry, I walked into the wrong trailer!

Dave Attell:
Wow, the service sent you over quick.

Narrator:
...But not the one she's married to.

Lindsay Funke:
[he quickly disrobes] You don't cry when you take those off?

Narrator:
Having finally had sex, GOB can admit that he never consummated his marriage.

George "Gob" Bluth II:
Your Honor, we never consummated this marriage.

Wife of Gob:
Judge, maybe you should take a look at this, which was taken in your office just moments ago.

[She hands the judge a picture, and GOB is seen shirtless with the shirt over his head]

Narrator:
Then GOB catches a lucky break.

Judge Lionel Ping:
There's no way to tell who this man is.

Narrator:
But it doesn't last long.

George "Gob" Bluth II:
Oh that's me, your honor, I f***ed my wife.

Barry Zuckerkorn:
Oh, we've really lost this case.

Narrator:
And Maeby impresses some kids at the Promise Land with her one scary campfire story.

Mae 'Maebe' Funke:
Knock, scrape. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic's hook was his twisted call!

[Buster enters the clearing while holding up his hook]

Buster:
Hey, campers. [the kids all scream and run away]

Buster:
I'm a monster!

Michael:
This may have been a step backward.