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[discussing Alex's past]

Jamie Collier:
Classic thing is, Right. There was this guy once. Al was totally into him. But he had to lie about his age to get him. So I think now, being around kiddies, freaks him out a bit.

Allen Rissbrook:
Yeah, he's nice, Al, isn't he?

Jamie Collier:
Yeah he is. He's always clean and punctual and... [Realizing Allan is gay] Right. Ya mean nice.

Allen Rissbrook:
Yeah.

Jamie Collier:
Sorry mate. I had ya down as one of us.