As the World Turns1956

Luke Snyder:
[Sits across from Noah] Hey!

[Notices his large sandwich]

Luke Snyder:
Well, I guess your film editing class gives you a pretty big appetite, huh? What, the banana split I made for you wasn't big enough?

Noah Mayer:
No, it was great, I just had to miss lunch because I was studying. And that sugar fix was good but no substitute for four different kinds of meat.

Luke Snyder:
Well, if I didn't know better I'd say you were sublimating something.

Noah Mayer:
Oh, get out, that psych class is going to your head.

Luke Snyder:
My professor, Dr. Freudenheim, would say that your increased appetite was due to an acute oral fixation.

Noah Mayer:
So, what, are you saying this is... all about sex?

Luke Snyder:
[laughs] Oh, no, I didn't say that. *You* said that. Must be on your mind.

Noah Mayer:
It is... all the time, actually. How about you?

Luke Snyder:
[Later] Okay, well then, what's your fantasy first time? You know, would it be, lit by candlelight with rose petals strewn about the duvet?

Noah Mayer:
I don't even know how to *spell* duvet. And as far as rose petals go, you can cut that out of my movie.

Luke Snyder:
Okay, okay, so I guess the bearskin rug B&B is out of the picture. Well, what about, um... oh! What about, like, all sweaty and hot in the locker room after like a really rough game of handball?

Noah Mayer:
...Have you been watching porn?

Luke Snyder:
At my grandma's house? No!

Noah Mayer:
Well, you certainly have an active imagination!

Luke Snyder:
That's because I'm a writer! I have to, it's my job!