As the World Turns1956

Luke Snyder:
You're messing with me, you're not gay!

Dr. Reid Oliver:
You're requiring proof? How would that work exactly?

Luke Snyder:
Well, you never mentioned anything. Are you really that deep in the closet?

Dr. Reid Oliver:
Mr. Snyder, I've known that I was gay since I was nine years old. I can assure you that in all that time I've never once hidden, apologized for, or been ashamed of who I am.

Luke Snyder:
Well that I can believe, but... you never said anything to Noah or me.

Dr. Reid Oliver:
Why would I?

Luke Snyder:
Because it could have helped!

Dr. Reid Oliver:
What, so we could share the secret handshake?

Luke Snyder:
It's called relating, Dr. Oliver. You meet someone, you learn things about them. You find what you have in common, and then you get along better.

Dr. Reid Oliver:
So you're telling me that if I had told you that I'm a Pisces, yet, ironically, allergic to fish, you and I would have bonded?

Luke Snyder:
Maybe.