Ask That Guy with the Glasses2008

Narrator:
[reading question] Why is it that on Christmas we put up trees in the living room? Aren't trees for outside?

Ask That Guy With the Glasses:
Yes they are, and you know what else is good for outside? Illegal immigrants. Now I know what you're thinking: you're a horrible person. Yes. And I know what else you're thinking: what does that have to do with Christmas trees? Well while you keep the trees outside, you can also use illegal immigrants to trim them and keep them nice. Unlike them.