Ask That Guy with the Glasses

     

Ask That Guy with the Glasses2008



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[reading question] Who would win in a fight? Santa Claus or Saint Nicholas?

Bennett the Sage:
You see, Santa Claus and Saint Nicholas are actually the same person. Now I know what you're thinking: how can they be the same person? Multiple Personality Disorder. See, Santa Claus is the jolly old elf who we all love and gives presents to all the good children. Saint Nicholas, on the other hand, is a complete a**hole. Saint Nicholas loves to put glass in orphan's food. Oh yes, and every Halloween when children come up to his door to trick or treat, he punches them in the face... and sodomizes them.

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