Ask That Guy with the Glasses

Ask That Guy with the Glasses2008



Narrator:
I'm afraid to ask this one...

Bennett the Sage:
ASK IT!

Narrator:
Okay, okay. [reads question] Why do Jewish people get 8 presents on Chaukkah?

Bennett the Sage:
Because those filthy Jew bastards are ruining the economy. See, the Jews planned 9/11, and when 9/11 happened, they plundered underneath the World Trade Center and they grabbed all the gold in the vaults with their little Jew hands. Just like in Die Hard, my favorite Christmas movie.

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