Asylum1996

Victor:
You see, when a man shaves his head he often finds nooks and crannies of which he was first unaware. Well imagine my surprise, doctor, when on shaving my head, I discovered another face. One which told me things. Strange things, horrible things.

Dr. Lovett:
When did you shave your head?

Victor:
Yesterday.

Dr. Lovett:
It's grown back pretty quick, hasn't it?

Victor:
Well, I'm from swarthy stalk.

Dr. Lovett:
What did your head tell you?

Victor:
It told me of the pack of dogs that live in my eyes.

Dr. Lovett:
Dogs? We don't allow dogs on the grounds. I hope they're well-trained.

Victor:
No, no. They do their dirty feces everywhere.

Dr. Lovett:
Can't you put newspaper down?

Victor:
Well, I've trained them to come out and do it in my ears.

Dr. Lovett:
They must be very tiny dogs to fit in your eyes.

Victor:
They are Irish wolfhounds. I am in a great deal of pain.