Bad Movie Beatdown2009

Film Brain:
So that was Bear. It was completely unbearable. The characters are all completely unlikeable sacks of sh*t who lie, cheat and betray each other. The bear ends up being the most likable character. The characters constantly make stupid, implausible decisions because the script is dumb and repetitive, having to repeatedly engineer ways for why the characters haven't escaped the scenario. This cultimates in a twist that is preposterous and nonsensical, and I can't believe this extremely pretensious horror flick expects us to swallow such nonsense. On a technical level, this movie completely falls apart, particularly because of their budget. It's almost like a crash course on how not to make a film and should be avoided, because it's a total waste of time.