Bad Movie Beatdown2009

Lilly:
We're very low on funding, and would you like to know why?

Derek:
[mocking her] No, not really.

Lilly:
Because children aren't believing as they used to. Unicorns, leprechauns, dragons, all those departments completely gone. If this trend continues, Tooth Fairlyland will cease to exist.

Film Brain:
Whilst I'm finding your story of fairy tale bureaucracy absolutely riveting, I do have an easy solution to this problem: how about you drop your total secrecy policy? Of course people are having trouble believing when you take steps to cover up your own existence, Tinkerbell!