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Father Peter Clifford:
Have you heard the polar bear joke? OK. There's a baby polar bear, and he's in the sea and he climbs out and runs across the ice up to his mum, and he says, "Mum, are you sure I'm a polar bear?". She says, "Don't be silly, of course you are. You've got white fur, you eat fish, you're a polar bear. Don't be daft, get back in the sea." So he does, but he's not content. So he jumps out and this time he runs up to his dad, and he says, "Dad, am I really a polar bear?". He says, "What are you talking about? Of course you're a polar bear. You've got white fur, you eat fish, you're a polar bear. Why do you ask?" And the baby bear says, "Because I'm freezing."

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Father Peter Clifford:
Why am I always thinking of you?