Barney Miller1974

Elizabeth Miller:
Here's a brochure from our travel agent about crossing on the S.S. France. It costs about $4,000 one way. Now, these are the three best hotels in Paris: Plaza Acad?, the Bristol and the Creon. The villa in the South of France costs $1,250 a week. Then we fly back to Paris and then back to New York. That makes the whole thing cost $26,000 for six weeks. Can we afford it?

Barney Miller:
No.

Elizabeth Miller:
Okay.

[tosses brochure in the garbage]

Elizabeth Miller:
How about taking me to lunch?

Barney Miller:
You didn't have to go through all that just to get me to take you to lunch.

Elizabeth Miller:
I thought you would be more excited about the idea if you thought I saved you $26,000.