Barney Miller1974

Det. Phil Fish:
[Bringing in prisoner] Get in there and don't be a wise guy!

Harold Sanders:
I'm not a wise guy, I guess I'm just scared.

Capt. Barney Miller:
How'd it go?

Harold Sanders:
[about hold up] It was going' good until these guys showed up.

Det. Phil Fish:
Harold Sanders, Barney, he robbed a liquor store on 14th street.

Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz:
Yeah, ya really shoulda been there Barn. The guy came out just as we got there and 'ol Fish just chased him down the street, jumped on him a got his face down to the sidewalk.

Harold Sanders:
That guy almost broke my arm!

Det. Phil Fish:
[Grinning] Yeah he was fightin' like a tiger.

Capt. Barney Miller:
Wojo, book him.

Det. Phil Fish:
No,no,no... 'I'll' do it.

Harold Sanders:
That old guy really 'loves' his work don't he?

Det. Phil Fish:
Old guy? Sit over here... I'll give you old guy, SIT DOWN! As long as there's punks out there like you, I'll be here in this room and at that desk! So you watch yourself!... old guy. When I'm too old to take care of a guy like you...

Capt. Barney Miller:
Fish. Can I see you in my office?

Det. Phil Fish:
[Mutters under breath then says]... seen a million punks like that. [Grins at Yemana]... and I'll see a million more, right?

Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz:
[to Sanders] Over here.

Harold Sanders:
[Disturbed by Fish's behavior] That guy's not normal.