Barney Miller1974

Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale:
I think Kelly's on to something international. He's after me.

Capt. Barney Miller:
What did you do?

Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale:
Me? I didn't do anything, but my brother-in-law is New York illegally from Argentina.

Capt. Barney Miller:
Where is he?

Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale:
He's hiding in the cellar of a condemned rat-infested building on the West Side. Right across the street.

Capt. Barney Miller:
Well, you better do something about it before Immigration finds out.

Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale:
Yeah, well, I told him, "Hey, you gotta go back to South America, get a visa, then come back to the United States, to New York, take the test, and then become a citizen of the United States."

Capt. Barney Miller:
What did he say to that?

Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale:
He don't think it's worth it.